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Science teacher orders historic amount of Mt. Dew

Ryan Tarletsky

James Cash Erikson, 10

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Several students reported a truck usually reserved for carrying large amounts of oil and fuel parked outside Circle early Monday morning. Some said they had seen a mysterious figure talking to the driver. They conversed for several minutes, then the truck drove off.

Later that day, students in Les Zoch’s physical science class had noticed his usual bottle of Mountain Dew was replaced with a water bottle full of the popular soft drink. When asked about this, Mr. Zoch had revealed that he was the mysterious figure speaking to the truck driver.

In an exclusive interview, Zoch had this to say.

“I was getting tired of having to buy bottles of Mountain Dew every day, so I rationally decided to buy 8,000 gallons of it and get it myself. I had the truck hooked up to my kitchen, so when I turn on my sink, Mountain Dew comes out.”

When asked about the price, Zoch had this to say. “I don’t want to go into specifics, but I will say that the thing cost me over $50,000. In my opinion, money well spent. That truck should hopefully last me at least two weeks.”

Zoch had revealed he also ordered a shipping container full of mints.

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